First Came Fire, Then the Hammer, Then the Wheel;
Today, We See the Dawning of Beer Chips®

Which came first - the potato chip or the beer to drink after eating it?

These babies are thick-cut kettle style chips with a serious coating of sugar and salt and to top it off, covered with a major dose of the world’s most perfect beverage…beer.

These guzzle worthy chips provide a common sense answer when the inevitable and life-altering munchies come along and your stomach has taken over the thinking process with the only words it knows is “Beer & Chips”.

By really thinking hard one afternoon, the inventor of Beer Chips® created this technical beer-o-vation breakthrough. Beer Chips® will be there for you to help you truly multi-task while you watch your favorite game or hang out with friends. A virtual party in your mouth delivered in a shiny golden amber bag.

The beer snack god is now in the house.

How to Eat Beer Chips®

1. Open Mouth

                 2. Insert Beer Chips®

          3. Swallow (Don't Forget to Chew)

4. Repeat

 


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